*Wife: 'What are you doing?' *
*妻：你在作什麼啊？**
Husband : Nothing. *
*夫：沒作什麼。** **
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour.' *
*妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。**
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'*
*夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。**
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*Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'*
*妻：** **要吃晚餐嗎？**
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'*
*夫：** **當然！我可以選擇嗎？**
Wife : 'Yes or no.' *
*妻：要或不要。**
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*Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' *
*妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？**
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.' *
*夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。**
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' *
*妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！**
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there
be greater than this one?' *
*夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？**
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*Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' *
*女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。**
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.' *
*男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。**
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' *
*女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。**
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* **Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.'** *
*子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。**
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' *
*母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。**
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' *
*子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。**
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?' *
*一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？**
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' *
*女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。*
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*Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . *
*女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。**
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'*
*男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。**
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*A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?' *
*妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？**
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
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*他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。*
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