*"*!愛晴管家婆惡巫婆!!祝：公寓鄰居們*情人節快樂*"*!

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，
看了 真 的是OH！ MY GOD！很有一套喔！

Dear wang litte sister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early f*ck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people

@_@"瞎....

特別**感謝白色郁金香COPY給巫婆的笑話文筆**



　

        



在順境中感恩巫婆我認真活在當下!@.~<

                                                      

                    



過年巫婆我在默西哥拿3個紅包^_~







那是…同學加麻吉的廣場店







因為新春佳節舉辦舞台秀







巫婆我也在好友的要求下







出席這舞台秀=_="







巫婆我走cat秀的紅包1





    



紅包2是麻吉的家人給巫婆我^^







紅包3嘿嘿…RICKY你…因該給惡女我的^^







(ANYWNERE~THANK'S YOUR GIFT)







3個加起來不到3000美元









=_="沒辦法誰叫廣場主辦人









是巫婆我小學同學加死黨











可鄰的巫婆我！！嘿…不過有苦有樂











苦的是…舞台秀巫婆我“出糗了”









ladyshoe鞋跟斷了 =_="好丟臉











樂的是…能在新年其間和同學麻吉們











都聚合一起玩樂這是巫婆我











最高興也歡暢的時光









Give to your friend without 











expecting something in return









The most gratifying giving comes without









expecting or concern for outcome *.*











              !! that's me WITCH !!    





              ★ .．.﹡﹒＊∴