Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
病人: 這代表它可以容納更多威士忌嗎?
(This is called "Positive Thinking" )
(這叫"正向思考" )
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
女人跟她的營養師說: 我擔心的是我的身高，不是我的體重。
Doc :- How come ???
營養師: 為什麼?
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 230cm...
女人: 根據我的體重，我的身高應該230cm。
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" )
(這就叫"正面心態")
A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or: the Bank".
一個男人寫信給銀行:
我的支票被退還了，上面寫著"餘額不足"，我想知道是我的帳號餘額不足還是銀行本身餘額不足。
(This is self confidence in its peak )
(這是有自信到最高點)
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This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"
這個經典!!
一隻蟑螂對要打死它的男人的最後遺言是: "來吧殺死我吧，你這個俗辣。你不過是嫉妒我能嚇到老婆而你不能..!!!"
Always be positive even in difficult situations
就算在艱難的時刻也要正向思考
Me : “Our dog is very clever. At seven o’ clock every morning he brings us the newspaper.”
我: 我們的狗很聰明，每天早上7點他都會拿報紙給我們。"
My friend : “But lots of dogs do that!”
我朋友: "可是這個很多狗都會!"
Me : “I know – but we don’t subscribe to any newspaper!”
我: "我知道 - 但是我們沒有訂報紙!"
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